Blue Q

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mor...

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of ri...

Why are you looking at me like that? Just tell me, I can handle it. I've been here before. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% s...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 6...

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon an...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favori...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% combed co...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10...

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smoo...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.